July 2008

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Obama’s speech in Germany has certainly worked the Democrats into a lather. Here is a small excerpt, annotated by me to include what he didn’t actually vocalize, but meant to say:

This is the moment when we must renew our resolve to rout the terrorists who threaten our security in Afghanistan [but not in Iraq], and the traffickers who sell drugs on your streets. No one welcomes war. I recognize the enormous difficulties in Afghanistan [and call them failures in Iraq]. But my country and yours have a stake in seeing that NATO’s first mission beyond Europe’s borders is a success [though Iraq, on the other hand, is a failure]. For the people of Afghanistan [but not the people of Iraq], and for our shared security [not including the Iraqis’], the work must be done [except in Iraq, which we should just abandon]. America cannot do this alone [but Iraq can]. The Afghan people [but not the Iraqis] need our troops and your troops; our support and your support to defeat the Taliban and al Qaeda, to develop their economy, and to help them rebuild their nation [but Iraq doesn’t, since it’s a failure]. We have too much at stake to turn back now [except in Iraq].

Politicians make me want to vomit.

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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Maybe it’s the All-Star debacle last night. Maybe it’s people who retired but didn’t. Maybe it’s Charlie Rangel. Maybe it’s the ‘roids (and no, I don’t mean the hemorrh kind). Whatever it is, it has swiped my usually calm demeanor and, most likely, what little there was in the areas of creativity and humor and vocabulary.

Read on if you dare (or care), but be warned, it’s probably just a lot of F-words and other verbal diarrhea. (Wow, two rectal references in 30 seconds!) I may continue adding to it if I feel so inclined, but I’m allowed, it’s my site.

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